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Ok everybody I finally have a site you can go to! I will no longer be keeping up this blog so you should change your bookmarks to direct to my site. So here it is
WE COULD BE NAKED!
Yea! I will be updating the Road To Christy Canyon Blog so you can keep that in your bookmarks. The site is pretty cool and I will be adding galleries and more things to buy. I hope you like it. I do!
Ron Jeremy called me Friday morning and asked if I'd drive him from O'Hare to Ft. Wayne. Of course I said yes. Seems kind of dumb to fly into O'Hare to be in Ft Wayne, but no one realized that Ft Wayne is an hour ahead of Chicago. So everyone though Ron was going to be early if he arrived in Chicago. Even the Ft Wayne people forgot about the time difference. So intentions were good and Ron doesn't get paid to think about what time it is in Indiana. He told me in the car how fucked up it was.
We had a nice drive even if it took us longer because of traffic. It was stop and go all the way through Illinois and a little into Indiana. I don't know where Ft. Wayne is. Even though I'm in it I still have no idea. I printed out a map and hoped it wouldn't really take over three hours. It took over four! But we chatted and he took care of some business. I like Ron a lot. He's a really nice guy. He doesn't act like a multi-millionaire. I think he will consider me a good friend now and that's just amazing. So whenever he's in town or near Chicago I can go see him.
He thinks I can get into Hustler and I hope he's right. That would be really cool and lots of people would buy my video. Hey, this is a perfect opportunity to plug my video!
Buy my video and enter to win a date with me! It's only $20 which includes an autographed picture of me and hand made wrapping. I forgot to mention that I have to make all the sleeves for the disc this first run. You will be able to buy it later but the price is gonna go up. The DVD will cost more and DVR's play on most new DVD players. I dance in it so buy it! I can really dance!
OK, back to Ron Jeremy. I was thinking while I was waiting in the car for him to get the hotel rooms, a few years ago I never in a million years thought I would be driving Ron Jeremy around. Nor did I think I was pretty enough for him to consider good enough for Hustler. But after going to the strip club where he did his stand-up routine and refereed three boxing matches between 6 topless girls, I realized that I was. I hate sounding conceited at all but these girls had nothing on me. There were some that had nice bodies but they were in the minority. This is just my opinion and I'll bet if they pulled up their panties a bit then it would make a world of difference. I think they would have all looked much better completely naked but they couldn't do that so they wore these short/panties that hung on their hips and some of them had muffin tops which would have looked better if they pulled up the waist band a little. And I have to consider that they were drinking so all that liquid settled in their tummies and it gets hard to suck it in the more you drink. Also, for me, when I get drunk I totally forget to suck my stomach in. Not to mention the amazing amount of courage that comes with being drunk. I don't get drunk anymore so that isn't a factor with me. I got a little buzzed last night but not enough to be out of control.
Today he has a book signing and I'm going to go check out this dildo shop and maybe buy some stuff. I need nipple clamps. I find them as sexy as guys do. I'm going to also ask some more interview questions. I need the money. Did ya hear that? I need money! Buy my video! I have to pay for a hotel and car in LA and I wanted to have some money to play with. I also have to buy contacts. Ugh! Money, Money, Money! So help!!!
Later I'll tell you how the book signing went.
I'm calling the video Naked Video. It may not be original or seem like it was thought out well. But believe me, I've been thinking about it since Saturday. I'm going to start selling it now. This is a pre-sale and I'm doing it so that you guys can have buy one now rather than wait till after I get back from LA. You getting one now will help me fund my trip in LA. So here's the deal: for $20 you get the DVR, a 5x7 autographed picture, and a chance to win a date with me. If for some reason a date is impossible (like I can't get to you or vice versa) I'll send you something that you can pick. The deadline will be the 4th of April which is the night before I leave. After I come back I will pick the winner and we can work out the details. You can pay for the video by using the paypal account attached to my donation button over on the right. If you don't know how or are unable to use paypal please email me and we can figure something out. Also, be aware that it will take 4 to 6 weeks for these DVR's to get to you. This is a Pre-sale and I'm making it available so that you can help me with my LA trip. I wanted to get this made before I went to LA so I could bring it now I need my money back so I can go to LA. So help me!
The $20 will include shipping.
The video is a look into my favorite things to do: dance, masturbate and have sex. Watch me strip, fuck my self with a vibrator, give head, get fucked silly, shower and finish myself off with some baby oil.
I'm very supportive of the story line in a porn but mine has no story line. Ironic huh? But who cares, I get fucked and you can see it. I have close ups too. I came at least three times that I can remember during the sex scene so you know that I enjoyed it.
I can't wait for you to see it so buy it now!
Make sure you add to the paypal "for" section "Naked Video" when you make the donation. Enjoy!
That's me, my tits, Adam and Kyle at the radio station yesterday.
I hope you listened to me. If you didn't I doubt there is a replay. I should have said something earlier but I didn't know myself. I actually almost forgot to go. With all that went on this weekend I was really thinking Monday would be a very slow and easy day. I'm glad I remembered because it was really great. I was late, of course. But that was mostly the cab's fault. I called for one at 9:40 and was supposed to be there at 10:15. It's only a few miles away so I would have been on time. On the bus ride home I read an article about how cabs are perpetually late when you call for them. It's funny how much a coincidence that was, finding that article on the bus.
Adam and Kyle were both really nice and good looking. I'd add both of them to my list. What should I call that? Guys can have harems but what can girls have? I don't want to say notch on my belt because I generally don't wear belts. Anyway, they were cute and probably have girlfriends so I'm assuming I will not get a call from either of them. And really the reason why I do say I would fuck them aside from the fact that I WOULD is so that you know that they were good looking.
We talked about why I do this and what I'm going to be doing next. They also asked me about Myspace and how mainstream it has become. I guess Myspace is breaking up friendships and relationships. I'm going to assume that either Kyle or Adam had first hand experience with someone getting upset with the relationship status on their page. I will use my blog to say that I think it is ridiculous to insist that a boyfriend or girlfriend of a few months change their relationship status on myspace just because you've fucked.
Also, I'm sick of Myspace crashing my computer. I have a home computer and can't afford to upgrade it as often as I should. So the amount of shit people put on their page kills my little computer. It's also ridiculous. Why do people put all that stuff up. If myspace had a better system for putting code on the pages it would be really cool. like going into someones bedroom. I always tried to make my bedroom really cool when I was in high school. Then I look at that last sentence and realize that I'm not in high school anymore. 'Nuff said.
I didn't go on Myspace at all yesterday and I didn't miss anything. And today I had it up for about 15 minutes. I checked my mail and had way too many messages so I logged off. Generally the messages I get are comments or proposals. I've been on a few dates from Myspace and they were fun but I don't think I need it anymore. So I am pretty much giving it up. Not completely but I'm not keeping my profile open all day like I used to.
Kind of a boring post but I had a busy couple of days.
It's going to be extremely hard to blog today. My mind is completely whacked along with my body. It was an extremely long weekend.
Saturday was a long day but it went by really fast. I totally ignored the fact that it was Irish people's day. I fucked an Irish guy (in last name only) in the video so I should have been very aware of it. But all that was on my mind was making the best video I could. The video is only 20 minutes long. I had no idea that sex could be that quick yet seem so long. I came three times while filming the sex scene and thought we had been fucking for at least 20 minutes. When I found out it was only 12 minutes I was amazed. I was reassured by my costar and the producer that 12 minutes was plenty long. I feel better knowing that and the scene should be really hot considering that I got off. I think having a camera on me made me cum harder and faster. I was really wet. Hopefully the audio is good because there was a lot of screaming from me. I forgot I was being filmed for a second. There is a close up scene too. So you will see him go into me.
I got a pink vibrator and used it. I came really fast then too. I think you will get enough of my pussy to appreciate how much I love my new vibrator. I do another masturbation scene that takes place in the shower with baby oil. In reality I use a lot of baby oil and powder after each shower. It makes my pussy shiny and slippery.
There is no roller skating scene. It's too cold outside for me to roller skate naked. I do dance and strip. Dancing was harder than the sex. I used to dance a lot and I like to think I'm pretty good. Being a stripper was one of the things I really wanted to do. The idea of all these men watching me dance was arousing. Whenever I talked about it with friends though the conversation always drifted over to money. I like the idea of making a lot of money from stripping but for some reason it turned me off. Money made it seem bad. Like it does to a lot of things. I'm sure the strip scene will be my favorite and might be the only one I watch.
I will be pre-selling it to help with the LA trip. It will be sold at a lower price and I will have a contest too. I am still asking for money. Or just go and buy something. I don't have much time left. Just two weeks. I want to make sure I'm totally covered in LA. So buy my video, my pictures, and make a donation, I'm worth it.
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