"BOXED LUNCH: LA LESBIANS" - 5 new articles
Betty Tonight
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 BoobyTrap is Back
Honestly, I didn't even know it went away. My bad. Nevertheless the girls are back with a vengeance. Dig your eyes on this party....
BoobyTrap is back in a big way! In an all new location. Join in on an evening of disco, dance-punk and funk, over-the-top-decadence and damsels straight out of the woodworks as they relaunch the legendary BT!
UH HUH HER'S very own Camila Grey and Leisha Hailey will be in the hizouse celebrating the release of Santa Le Roq's remix of their hit song "Explode". There will be gift bags and party sway courtesy of Curve Magazine. You must RSVP, no exceptions, at http://www.clubboobytrap.com/ The new location is at The Stone Bar... an old east Hollywood tranny bar that is being converted into pure chic-ery. There is a full 360 degree bar, a balcony over the dancefloor and a lounge area.  Curfew
Come party at Curfew and celebrate a birthday for ASHA - Club DJ
Cheap drinks, cheap food, kickin' music, friendly, and less mainstream. It starts late afternoon and ends mid evening, just perfect for those that have to work the next day. Curfew is all about fun, a time to relax and remind you what Sundays are about. Music lovers can expect the finest in cutting-edge music, never compromising, always delivering. 1519 Griffith Park Blvd Silverlake, CA 90026 Sunday, November 15th 3pm - 9pm
CASH BAR ONLY  Why God Why
I'm knocking on my head and no one's home. I need to start listening to myself when I decide to keep it easy. I attended the Love Unites event last night. They had an open vodka bar. The line was so long you had to ask for two and double fist. I even slipped him two bucks to make them extra strong. First mistake. The party was a huge success. The organizers raised a shit load of money. Mingling among the crowd was Olivia Wilde, Daniela Sea and Jonathan Bennett. The moment I saw Olivia I thought to myself, Pisser would be pissing in her pants right now. In addition to the open vodka bar there was a free tequila tasting table. The girl pouring, what would soon be the cause of my demise, was really cute. I should have just said no, but stupidly ingested a few sips. Second mistake. We made some random friends. One was a girl with short hair, she kind of looked like a white Rhianna. My friend was trying to get me interested, but I kept insisting I like girls with long hair. Cut to fifteen minutes later and I'm like, alright I'll give it a go. When the party was over, I chose to go with these new acquaintances instead of home with my friends. Third mistake. We walked over to SaddleRanch and I bought us a round of Irish Car Bombs. Fourth mistake. At this point I was a just a tag along. Apparently this girl wasn't even gay, because she kept on trying to hit on guys. Perhaps to throw me off the trail. Who knows. Next thing I realize is that we were at the Standard. I went to the bathroom and ditched them, then I grabbed a cab back to my friends place. When I arrived I found them hanging out, allowing their drunkness to settle down. I was immediately tackled and force fed a piece of bacon. Fifth mistake. Ten minutes later I was head down in the toilet evacuating the contents of my stomach. I do have to admit, afterwards I felt a hell of a lot better. My friend was taking video of all the hilarity that was happening. I fear that video. It could quite possibly be blackmail material.  More Recent Articles |
