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Homer’s First Day In The Wong Fook Hing BookstoreYes, he’s done it. He’s taken over the bookstore and asked me to install a hidden camera to see if he’s doing it right. Just so you know, Homer (AKA as Mr Roy) has somehow convinced Marge (who he calls Margaret at home) to join him for his first few days in charge. She’s not one to face the public though so she’s keeping a low profile. I really can’t see it working out – she’s so short of patience normally but you never know with Homer – he must have something about him. For many of you this may be the first time you’ve seen Homer in the flesh – don’t be alarmed! Click here to view the embedded video. Personally I thought he handled that first customer very well – but will it last? Will Marge come out of hiding? Will Homer make a success of the Wong Fook Hing Bookstore? Keep tuned. © TheAntiHype for guru-fodder.com, 2009. |
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Feed enhanced by Better Feed from Ozh Why I Quit Internet MarketingI never thought I’d hear those words “I quit internet marketing” but today I had Homer screaming that very phrase down the phone at me. As you know he has been in big trouble of late but with some skillful negotiating we managed to get refunds on all of the internet marketing courses he recently signed up for and his credit card company are no longer hounding him. He went away, cap in hand, and promised not to spend anymore on courses and “make money” products. And today he was excitedly telling me he’d given up internet marketing for good. He went on to tell me he had bought a bookstore of all things from a certain Mr Wong who for some reason wasn’t doing too well. My eyebrows raised – “why oh why Homer can’t you just do something straightforward” I thought.
OK, Homer I said – take me to take a look at the store. My heart sank. Does that guy never think?
So who cares about product names! Sometime I despair – I know Homer will be back on the internet marketing trail after he’s answered the phone a few times! As usual Homer failed to do his research © TheAntiHype for guru-fodder.com, 2009. |
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I could barely hear his voice. It was shaking and I could only just make it out to be Homer’s voice. I’d not heard from him for ages and he was in fact the last person I expected to hear from – especially after his re-union with Sylvie Fortin. I expected him to be too embarrassed to get in touch – but by the sounds of things he needed real help.
Now, I thought he was referring to his, er, relationships but as the story unfolded it was clear he’d been up to his old tricks – and more!
He had me really worried. Nothing Homer has done since I’ve known him would impress anybody. Least of all someone as successful as Sylvie – unless she really was looking to woo Homer back! No, I really couldn’t see that, Sylvie is happily married and as far as I know in full control of her mental faculties. He was in full flow now and the sad story continued…
Now, I was itching for Homer to get to the punchline and tell me why he was bankrupt. But in his usual style he had to lay out his failings in their full glory!
I was getting impatient. How could something that happened just now have been so catastophic.
I’ve never been one for saying “I told you so” but I have to say I was so sorely tempted on this occasion – after telling Homer for years where he was going wrong I really think perhaps I should have done so. But I couldn’t rub his nose in it! Don’t be like Homer and let internet marketing make you bankrupt. Know what you need and buy what you need – not what somebody else convinces you you should have!
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Feed enhanced by Better Feed from Ozh Homer’s TV Debut NightmareYes, as I suspected Sylvie Fortin has branched into Film Producing! Hot on the heels of my expose earlier Sylvie admitted as much in her comment left here. She kindly gave me advance warning of the revelations made by “John” on national TV. John (aka Homer) is seen here in his first TV interview: Some deep, dark secrets are revealed by Homer here and I strongly recommend you don’t caught up in such a tangled web. My guess is the perpertrator of this horrendous “opportunity” was no less than the guy who wrote to me in March 2008 Here’s why Success Is Only Possible if You Take One Bite At A Time © TheAntiHype for guru-fodder.com, 2009. |
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Feed enhanced by Better Feed from Ozh Homer Gets Hijacked By Sylvie FortinHomer gets hijacked by Sylvie Fortin. Well, I think it’s funny! And I don’t mean funny – ha! ha! – I mean funny – strange! Ever since I revealed the , er, “relationship” between Homer & Sylvie Fortin I’ve seen less and less of him. In fact he’s been so quiet of late I thought he’d left the internet scene altogether. And today you’re about to discover the reason why… Homer has started a new career. Now I don’t know whether Michel Fortin meant to let the cat out of the bag but his blog post today did just that! Clearly Sylvie decided to rekindle something with Homer and offered him a part in her epic film that has just been released. You can watch the full length feature below. Homer of course would jump at the chance to become a celebrity and of course would be taken in by the business opportunity presented as the plot of this outstanding movie.
Now it’s obvious she couldn’t use his real name and how she persuaded Marge to co-operate I haven’t yet found out but anyone who knows Homer will immediately recognise him in this video.
Click here for more information and a demo video!
But if I find out Homer has been nominated for an Oscar there’ll be trouble!
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