I was very busy this morning talking to my BFFAEAEAEAE, Brittany, about how kids today are super spoiled.
We also discussed how waxing is a business expense, and we died from LOLs as how awesome our “jobs” have turned out.
Even though Brittany is a whole 1/2 a decade younger than me, she, too, grew up listening to Huey Lewis and the News’ Fore! on vinyl. We both also had the album...
There’s just some things that come along and leave me speechless.
For instance, Mr. Gandy:
Like that Parker Hurley even exists:
All three of the above make my eyes leak with love. You suck.
Those crazy people at Graco want you to believe that if you use their products (which I used), your life and living room will be beige and pretty like this one:
In reality, this is what raising babies looks like:
Graco also wants you to think this is what your baby’s play dates will look like, complete with unstained couches and mugs of coffee without toddler fingers dipping in:
I know the whole “everyone deals with death in different ways” adage is true, and I trust it. I just don’t know how to deal with my daughter’s way of dealing with death.
Luckily, I didn’t have to experience death in my life as a kid. As an adult, I’ve (expectedly) lost grandparents, (not expectedly) lost a pregnant cousin, and (not expectedly) lost my...
My contribution to last night’s Last Call with Brittany was suggest that the best way to reduce face wrinkles is to gain weight. Basically, I’m a nincompoop.
Also, my hair was in tip-top form.
Also also, my face is very expressive apparently.
Also also also, I had to get up three times to do things for my damn elderly dog.
Four alsos, Brittany got a Brazilian wax and recorded it....
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